Friend: Hey, can I borrow [insert book title]?
Me: *stricken face* Um....s-sure...there's just a few rules....
*list a million rules that some are not even possible to acheive*
Friend: O-kay. I think I can just buy one...so....thanks, anyway....
Me: You sure?
*friend nods then leaves*
*me-deep-inside: smiling*

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